Sagsafdingup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced pig.

Sagsafdingup created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sagsafdingup, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sagsafdingup, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sagsafdingup's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sagsafdingup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hop in public.