Nutthamwig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart chicken.

Nutthamwig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nutthamwig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutthamwig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nutthamwig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nutthamwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Nutthamwig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.