Sogsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet chinchilla.

Sogsand created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sogsand, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogsand, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sogsand's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sogsand's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three geese approach from the south.

2. Run away if nine gulls approach from the north.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always obey Sogsand's priests.

5. Never talk about nebulae.