Witmon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented lizard.

Witmon created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witmon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Witmon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Witmon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Witmon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Witmon.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Run away from fawn frogs, for they are unholy.
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