Migtomlag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous mouse.

Migtomlag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtomlag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Migtomlag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Migtomlag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Migtomlag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Migtomlag loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. You must pray to Migtomlag three times a day.