Manmisdag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered bee.

Manmisdag created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Manmisdag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Manmisdag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Manmisdag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Manmisdag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must pray to Manmisdag seven times a day.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.