Bonwitartcidbadgubfombonk Gilboncem Tonsawpas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain cobra.

Bonwitartcidbadgubfombonk Gilboncem Tonsawpas created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonwitartcidbadgubfombonk Gilboncem Tonsawpas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonwitartcidbadgubfombonk Gilboncem Tonsawpas, he will not care at all.

Bonwitartcidbadgubfombonk Gilboncem Tonsawpas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bonwitartcidbadgubfombonk Gilboncem Tonsawpas' Holy Commandments

1. Bonwitartcidbadgubfombonk Gilboncem Tonsawpas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.