Sterzakshavtar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented fox.

Sterzakshavtar created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sterzakshavtar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sterzakshavtar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sterzakshavtar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sterzakshavtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of tapirs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing purple dresses and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.