Wipbumcab Yartvagrot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody gorilla.

Wipbumcab Yartvagrot created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbumcab Yartvagrot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipbumcab Yartvagrot, she will turn you into a dog.

Wipbumcab Yartvagrot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wipbumcab Yartvagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wipbumcab Yartvagrot.

2. Run away from yellow pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. You must never eat bread.