Figjadbat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing snake.

Figjadbat created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figjadbat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Figjadbat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Figjadbat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Figjadbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. You must love Figjadbat.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always obey Figjadbat's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.