Tenqueeglag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm butterfly.

Tenqueeglag created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenqueeglag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tenqueeglag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tenqueeglag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tenqueeglag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tenqueeglag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.