Bomarfbam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair warg.

Bomarfbam created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomarfbam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomarfbam, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bomarfbam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bomarfbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Put Bomarfbam first in all things.