Zagnankab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental capybara.

Zagnankab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagnankab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagnankab, it will torture you forever.

Zagnankab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zagnankab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Zagnankab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.