Sakbaddid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever fairy.

Sakbaddid created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbaddid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakbaddid, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sakbaddid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sakbaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed turnips to pigs while wearing boots.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Never eat bark.