Bugbanweg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable dryad.

Bugbanweg created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbanweg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugbanweg, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bugbanweg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bugbanweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Run away from yellow shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.