Jensigcud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong cat.

Jensigcud created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jensigcud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jensigcud, she will turn you into a frog.

Jensigcud's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Jensigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Do not take Jensigcud's name in vain.

4. Never feed oranges to doves while wearing stockings.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing green skirts.