Libzigvig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating owl.

Libzigvig created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libzigvig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Libzigvig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Libzigvig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Libzigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing black ear rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your head.