Migdudarm is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient naga.

Migdudarm created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migdudarm, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migdudarm, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Migdudarm's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Migdudarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near ants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing violet corsets and balancing three platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Migdudarm on top of all buildings.