Dunvadren is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet rhinoceros.

Dunvadren created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dunvadren, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunvadren, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dunvadren's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dunvadren's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing green boots and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.