Ditsughin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable alligator.

Ditsughin created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditsughin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ditsughin, it will laugh at you.

Ditsughin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ditsughin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never sprint in the presence of ducks.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat bark.