Huddaplit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless owl.

Huddaplit created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Huddaplit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Huddaplit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Huddaplit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Huddaplit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Huddaplit loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.