Labnulllab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid sheep.

Labnulllab created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labnulllab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labnulllab, it will be very sad.

Labnulllab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Labnulllab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention grasshopers.