Tanarfpigcit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered wolf.

Tanarfpigcit created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanarfpigcit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanarfpigcit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tanarfpigcit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tanarfpigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.