Wotyokcebvidbep is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak badger.

Wotyokcebvidbep created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotyokcebvidbep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wotyokcebvidbep, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wotyokcebvidbep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wotyokcebvidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.