Sigvadflagxem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful monkey.

Sigvadflagxem created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Sigvadflagxem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sigvadflagxem, it will turn you into a slug.

Sigvadflagxem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sigvadflagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the west.

4. Never paint your legs brown.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.