Mad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful camel.

Mad created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Mad must be the most important thing in your life.