Dumcatwig Yattdisssand Hugyarlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy ant.

Dumcatwig Yattdisssand Hugyarlarn created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dumcatwig Yattdisssand Hugyarlarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dumcatwig Yattdisssand Hugyarlarn, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dumcatwig Yattdisssand Hugyarlarn's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dumcatwig Yattdisssand Hugyarlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Dumcatwig Yattdisssand Hugyarlarn first in all things.