Bissbissfetrentettiget is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented giraffe.

Bissbissfetrentettiget created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissbissfetrentettiget, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bissbissfetrentettiget, it will curse you with boils.

Bissbissfetrentettiget's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bissbissfetrentettiget's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.