Libfidtip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair porpoise.

Libfidtip created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libfidtip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libfidtip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Libfidtip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Libfidtip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Libfidtip.

2. Never paint your face purple.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Libfidtip on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.