Gilfidtit Ditvolfod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, temperamental hare.

Gilfidtit Ditvolfod created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Gilfidtit Ditvolfod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gilfidtit Ditvolfod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gilfidtit Ditvolfod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gilfidtit Ditvolfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must love Gilfidtit Ditvolfod.