Sisliddudzast is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful lobster.

Sisliddudzast created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Sisliddudzast, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sisliddudzast, it will come to you in dreams.

Sisliddudzast's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sisliddudzast's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three mice approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never sit in the presence of goats.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Sisliddudzast loves doves, so they must be honoured.