Dimsidwee is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing lizard.

Dimsidwee created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimsidwee, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimsidwee, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dimsidwee's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dimsidwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always obey Dimsidwee's priests.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help ants.