Mitflyzag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited horse.

Mitflyzag created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitflyzag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitflyzag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mitflyzag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mitflyzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitflyzag.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must love Mitflyzag.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.