Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous wolf.

Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six pigs approach from the south.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang.

3. Never bounce near aardvarks.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dimlenbutfunyimbestpang on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.