Jadnancebdidflagfeb Wityarljad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful owl.

Jadnancebdidflagfeb Wityarljad created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jadnancebdidflagfeb Wityarljad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadnancebdidflagfeb Wityarljad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Jadnancebdidflagfeb Wityarljad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Jadnancebdidflagfeb Wityarljad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadnancebdidflagfeb Wityarljad.