Farnmonmit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, boastful squid.

Farnmonmit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnmonmit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farnmonmit, she will turn you into a plant.

Farnmonmit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Farnmonmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Farnmonmit's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.