Komtofjig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane hedgehog.

Komtofjig created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komtofjig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komtofjig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Komtofjig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Komtofjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to porpoises while wearing gray corsets.

3. You must pray to Komtofjig nine times a day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komtofjig.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.