Straghimbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying porpoise.

Straghimbiss created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Straghimbiss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Straghimbiss, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Straghimbiss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Straghimbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Straghimbiss on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.