Fobweestik is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain deer.

Fobweestik created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobweestik, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobweestik, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fobweestik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fobweestik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look after injured swans.