Villistbut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane dugong.

Villistbut created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Villistbut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Villistbut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Villistbut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Villistbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing cyan tights.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.