Legfaskipbifmapdusskonlit Ladbosshot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy jaguar.

Legfaskipbifmapdusskonlit Ladbosshot created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legfaskipbifmapdusskonlit Ladbosshot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legfaskipbifmapdusskonlit Ladbosshot, she will turn you into a sheep.

Legfaskipbifmapdusskonlit Ladbosshot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Legfaskipbifmapdusskonlit Ladbosshot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to snakes while wearing black shoes.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Legfaskipbifmapdusskonlit Ladbosshot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.