Flabtittetti is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing wasp.

Flabtittetti created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabtittetti, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flabtittetti, he will turn you into a rock.

Flabtittetti's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Flabtittetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.