Cenfutcam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cenfutcam created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Cenfutcam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenfutcam, she will think nothing of it.

Cenfutcam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cenfutcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to nematodes while wearing gray scarves.