Farflabveg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered hamster.

Farflabveg created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Farflabveg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farflabveg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Farflabveg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Farflabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.