Jamnarpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omnipotent faun.

Jamnarpid created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamnarpid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jamnarpid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jamnarpid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jamnarpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always obey Jamnarpid's priests.