Mutneghad Pomtaltar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless jackal.

Mutneghad Pomtaltar created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutneghad Pomtaltar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mutneghad Pomtaltar, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mutneghad Pomtaltar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mutneghad Pomtaltar's Holy Commandments

1. Mutneghad Pomtaltar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Never feed cucumbers to badgers while wearing indigo dresses.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.