Libkantif is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited troll.

Libkantif created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Libkantif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libkantif, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Libkantif's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Libkantif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Always obey Libkantif's priests.

5. Never think about planets.