Libkantif is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, conceited
troll.
Libkantif created the cosmos two years ago.
If you believe in
Libkantif, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Libkantif, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Libkantif's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Libkantif's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.
3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.
4. Always obey Libkantif's priests.
5. Never think about planets.