Hadvabcadvingom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able shrew.

Hadvabcadvingom created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadvabcadvingom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadvabcadvingom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hadvabcadvingom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hadvabcadvingom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hadvabcadvingom on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never think about gravity near bats while wearing green rings and balancing seven zinc spheres on your back.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never mention voles.