Stikdimveg is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered
hedgehog.
Stikdimveg created a down quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikdimveg, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stikdimveg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Stikdimveg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Stikdimveg's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not shave your back.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.