Stikdimveg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered hedgehog.

Stikdimveg created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdimveg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikdimveg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stikdimveg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Stikdimveg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.