Jigspagtarpfettadlunzedlib is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy jellyfish.

Jigspagtarpfettadlunzedlib created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigspagtarpfettadlunzedlib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigspagtarpfettadlunzedlib, he will manifest in front of you.

Jigspagtarpfettadlunzedlib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jigspagtarpfettadlunzedlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.